Ripley's Believe it or Not - We Own Weird. Accept No Substitutes

So, a man loses his windshield, and to keep him on the road, decided to replace it with a piece cardboard…uh, not exactly the best idea.  He drove most of the way with his head hanging out the window.  When he got to roads with less traffic, he relied on two eye holes he cut out of his cardboard windshield.

Police only discovered him after he had driven over 400 miles.  Source