Have your candy and eat it too!
St. Bernards never carried brandy either…
It might be because of a Voodoo curse!
Not your average jack-o-lantern.
What do we even call it?
Did America or Japan win the giant robot battle?
Is it wax or is it alive?
Ostriches can kick lions to death.
Chris Rider is better known as “Haircules.”
We all float at the California Institute of Abnormalarts!