A firm spent five years making a pair of handcuffs to hold Houdini, but he escaped in minutes.
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When NASA ended the project, the Air Force attempted to connect him to a learning computer.
He dressed like a scarecrow as he prowled the night.
A crotch grab doesn’t work on a creature with eight crotches.
A baby could have upwards of 50 “moms.”
The bouts were still incredibly dangerous.
Test subjects suffered constant food and oxygen shortages…
Reporters often saw her roaming the White House lawn.
A deacon was appointed to speak for the corpse.