When NASA ended the project, the Air Force attempted to connect him to a learning computer.
He dressed like a scarecrow as he prowled the night.
A crotch grab doesn’t work on a creature with eight crotches.
A baby could have upwards of 50 “moms.”
The bouts were still incredibly dangerous.
Test subjects suffered constant food and oxygen shortages…
The blast coats predators in toxic goo.
A school in Canada claimed they had put 40 people in a phone booth.
He once held a party for time travelers, but no one showed up.
It can still play Tetris.