From a circus and escape artist who stuns audiences with bottle walking to a two-legged dog who has taught himself to walk and run bipedally. 

Her scandalous wardrobe and sassy attitude made her, “the star of every bar.”

Where else can you find a dinosaur, an octopus, and a donut wearing a massive face covering?

“Crack open a two-liter of Pepsi before locking into a video game, charting your future in a game of MASH, or watching movie after movie.”

We certainly hope your imagination is not exactly “running amok.”

The sound of their buzzing wings is a traditional form of anxiety and stress relief for everyone from school children to firefighters.

Should Big Bird be a few inches shorter, this happy-go-lucky, yellow friend may not be around today.

A sign out front advises customers to replace the rope once they enter because “emus have been banned from this establishment.”

“We had students concentrating in engineering, pre-meds, this, that, seniors, and he just kicked their butts.”

No word on if leaving a speaker on in your fridge will make those processed slices taste any better, though.