You can even sing along…

Deck the halls with boughs of EYEBALLS
Fa la la la la, la la la AHH!
’Tis the season to be POPPING,
Fa la la la la, la la la AHH!
Don we now our popping EYEBALLS,
Fa la la la la, la la la AHH!
Troll the ancient art of EYE POPPING,
Fa la la la la, la la la AHH! AHH! AHH! OMG! WTH?!?!

Give the Gift of Ripley’s – It’s Eye-Popping!

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