Paul Rose was exploring the sunny Assumption Island with a camera man when they spotted and accidentally interrupted two turtles while they were mating.

One tortoise (made angry by the intrusion) took to chasing down Paul Rose in revenge.

The chase just moved very, very slowly…

Watch the video above!

We came up with a few catchphrases to help encapsulate the situation. Please add yours in the comments.

  • Revenge is a dish best served cold, because it arrived so late.
  • I’m going to get you…in three hours.
  • Watch what happens LIVE! Seriously, you can watch at anytime because this is going to take forever.

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