Or Not

In today’s world many misconceptions have been perpetuated—becoming modern day “facts”—when, in reality, myths and hearsay have taken over. Sorry to burst your bubble, but in this weekly column, Ripley’s puts those delusions to the test, turning your world upside down, because you can’t always…Believe It!

Today: Cheese won’t give you nightmares.

Cheese Before Bed

Have you ever been chided in the twilight hours of consciousness for opening the cold fridge in a quest for late night dairy delicacies? If so, you have heard the unfortunate myth that eating cheese before bed will give you nightmares.

Fear not, scientists have done the research to prove you can safely consume your curds without fear of a bad night’s sleep.

Of Ghosts and Gruyere

Cheese has been blamed for bad dreams at least as far back as the 1800s, with the likes of Ebenezer Scrooge suspecting “a crumb of cheese” might be the cause of the ghostly apparitions haunting him.

christmas carol scrooge and marley

Ghost or… cheese?

The Cheese & Dreams Study

Seeking to clear the food’s good name, the British Cheese Board decided to conduct a scientific study on 200 people testing cheese’s affects on sleep.

Each participant ate about an ounce of various cheeses 30 minutes before going to bed. Each morning, they wrote down whether they could remember having any dreams.

The results were promising. According to Nigel White, the secretary of the British Cheese Board, 75% of subjects reported they slept well.

Eerily, a trend developed correlating the type of dream a person had with the cheese they ate. People who ate Blue Stilton—blue cheese—reported bizarre, vivid dreams, but didn’t qualify them as nightmares.

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A different kind of cheese board.

One dream involved a vegetarian crocodile, depressed he couldn’t eat children. Another involved soldiers engaged in combat, but instead of guns, they were wielding kittens.

Brie had a different effect depending on sex. Women had nice dreams about food or relaxing on a beach, but men had obscure dreams, like drunken conversations with their dogs.

Menu of Cheese Dreams:

  • Blue cheese: Bizarre dreams.
  • Red Leicester: Nostalgic dreams.
  • Cheddar: Dreams about celebrities.
  • Cheshire: No dreams.
  • Brie: Relaxation for women, bizarre for men.
  • Lancashire: New jobs.
blue stilton

WARNING: May upset crocodiles.

Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese

Nutritionists point to a number of reasons cheese might actually be good for sleep. Tryptophan, an essential amino acid in milk, is thought to help normalize sleep and reduce stress levels­—and is the same chemical blamed for making the family sleepy after a Thanksgiving meal.

We do warn moderation, however. What likely started this cheese myth in the first place was overeating. A stuffed stomach is more likely to cause sleep loss than a small dose of dairy.